Cat Will Eat Rotting Mouse, But Refuses Non-Brand Cat Food

A cat has refused to eat a slightly cheaper brand of cat food, despite having recently eaten a rat.

A three-year-old cat has not touched the off-brand kibbles, despite them appearing more or less identical to the ones he was previously being fed.

His owner said: “You’ve have thought that if you’re prepared to eat a large brown rat bones-and-all, as I found him doing last week on the doormat, you’ve be okay with a few fish-flavored biscuits, even if they’re not the exact type you’re used to.”


She added: “He was getting the expensive shit, but I recently lost my job so it’s back on the cheap food I’m afraid.

“I am skint so I’d really appreciate it if he could get with the program on this one. Especially if he loves me as much as advertisers claim.”

However, the cat said: “I’m not fucking touching that. Yes I will eat a rodent but those kibbles are just not quite right.

“She needs to raise her game otherwise I’m not going to eat anything until I get really thin and the neighbors call the RSPCA.

“Apparently in those animal shelters you get lobster flavor luxury cat food.”

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